Gord owns a video game store. This means that in the normal course of business he has to deal with people every day.

[ring]

Ah sweet!  That's the same last name as the crazy lady…  Unleash the dogs of war!

"Good Afternoon, Government's Agents Office.  How may I direct your call?"

"Yes, I'd like to make a complaint about Gamer's Edge.  I need to talk to… [pause]…  the bureau, the bureau of… the bureau of video games and uhm…"

"The Bureau of Video Games and Customer Relations?  One moment please.  I'll transfer your call."

Gord presses the 5 key on the phone and says:

"Bureau of Video Games and Customer Relations.  How may I be of assistance?"

"Yes, I'd like to file a complaint about Gamer's Edge in Penticton!  For no reason they were rude to me and refused to rent to me!"

"Wait a minute, aren't you that crazy lady that was down there earlier today?  We're heard about you!  You slammed your door on your kid.  So what, are you retarded by birth or just been beat around the head too much?"

"WHAT?!?!?"

Acts of Gord chronicles his dealings with the public. That snippet was from The Book Of Victory, Chapter 2.

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