Microsoft Will Eat Yahoo, But...

That's my take on the Yahoo/Microsoft takeover. The original image was stolen from The Fail Blog who claim to have stolen it from Fark.
Yes it will go through. Yes the Yahoos will hate it. Yes the results will not be pretty. It's a huge opportunity for all the other players in their respective spaces to welcome customers and their money with open arms and great products. Google still has the small issue of creating new products that generate income to deal with, but it will be good for them. Apple will keep focusing great products on the customer.
Fake Steve sums it up best.
Cocoaheads Meeting October

Cocoaheads this month is Thursday 11th, and the subject is Google APIs for Cocoa. Scott Stevenson has a page with more information. I'll be there.
Übermind Releases Aperture to Picasa Web Albums 1.3

Übermind has a number of Aperture export plug-ins available. They have just updated Aperture To Picasa Web Albums to 1.3, increasing the upload speed.
Aperture: GPS2Aperture Beta

Ian Wood continues to work on the problem of interchanging GPS data with Aperture. From a posting on DPReview:
GPS2Aperture is a floating system window which can grab GPS data from either Aperture or Google Earth, let the user edit it and then send the data to either Aperture or Google Earth.
http://ianjameswood.co.uk/aperture/GPS2Aperture_beta.zip (3.2MB)
For instance if an image Version has incorrect GPS info, you can view the location in Google Earth, move around the the right location and send the edited location data back to the image Version in Aperture. Alternatively, use Google Earth to visually pick a location and add it to Versions that had no GPS data in the first place.
Jason Kerner has some examples of photos with GPS buttons that take you to Google.Note - GPS2Aperture makes changes directly to Aperture's SQLite database as the interface gives no way to alter GPS or other EXIF data. It's been tested on multiple computers and multiple Libraries without problems, but make sure you backup first, just in case!
Übermind Releases Aperture to Picasa Web Albums

Übermind continues to crank out new Aperture plug-ins. The latest release is Aperture To Picasa Web Albums. It automates the process of uploading from Aperture to Picasa.
Count iPhone Web Visits With Google Analytics

Some of you have iPhones and are using them to read this site. Since I am using Google Analytics, I have only limited access to the access data. So how to create an iPhone visit report? It's actually quite easy. Select Visitors > Browser Capabilities and click on Screen Resolutions:

Find a line that claims 320x396 as the screen size and click on that:

Then add it to your dashboard:

Übermind Aperture to Picasa Web Albums Beta

Übermind has released a beta of the Aperture to Picasa Web Albums export plug-in. They now have several Aperture plug-ins and are looking for ideas for more.
There's Never Been An Advertising Medium Like The iPhone

If you have a regular Mac, you can filter out the ads, either by using Firefox with AdBlock, or by using Safari and running a proxy such as privoxy. But how about the iPhone? It's closed, at least for now, and so there will be no way to filter content. Annoying Flash ads may be impossible to banish if it runs Flash. Even when it is more open there may be no relief.
This, combined with the possibly huge number of users, and the personal nature of the product makes it very attractive to advertisers. So maybe AT&T is going to be able to tap advertising revenue from this product? Apple provides the hardware and the appeal, Google provides the ad content and specificity, and AT&T the airtime.
... special deals, ads, and offers ... on your phone.
An Interview With Google CEO Eric Schmidt
Tell who?
Tell the engineers. It's like 20 people who are completely demoralized because they're not getting clear direction. So what happens is the next night they get to the deadline -- and I remember it because this is an emotional issue -- and I called up Sergey, and I said, "What did you guys decide?" And he said, "I'm going there now to tell them," and he then described the solution, which was different than the three of us did -- and better.
So again the generic model is consensus building with dissent with a deadline. If you don't have dissent, stimulate the dissent, and inspect everything. That's sort of the default model, and then you manage the exceptions.
So the exceptions are when there really is a disagreement among the principles, and certainly I've encouraged people to say “I just don't agree,” and then every once in a while I've had to actually be a real CEO and mandate something and really force it and not listen to anyone else. Those are cases where it's legal or regulatory where I've just said, "Look, I'm just not going to participate in anything other than this outcome." And people know me well enough to know not to challenge me on it.
Good Grief. What Is This?

My account log showed an access from http://msdewey.ca/. So I went there to have a look. The site is Flash -- all Flash. Oh dear.
The person I found listening to music (non-white earphones, note) is, I presume, Ms. Dewey. She's bad-mannered, has a short attention span, talks on the phone, looks very bored, threatens me, stares at me a lot, and if I wait long enough does this weird super-villain laugh. It's freaky.
Oh, and it's a search engine. I type in penguins. Wait wait wait while she thinks and then talks (about nothing to do with penguins). And then some results come up:

Over two million hits! And no scroll bars. This is going to be interesting.
The URLs are not clickable. The text that falls off the right is not readable. But the titles in blue are, and sure enough I get a page about penguins. But it is in a new window, and so she is still talking. Scrolling is actually possible: putting the cursor in the fuzzy area at the bottom causes the text to scroll, but it gets stuck at times and there is no way to tell how far I have gone or have to go.
I notice a faint copyright in the bottom right: 2006 Microsoft Corp. Ah, I understand now. It's marketing. Your tax dollars at work.